Sunday, January 29, 2023

DGmag: Issue, 84 - What A Revamp (The 10th Anniversary Issue)

Issue, 84 - Released on the 30th January 2023



It's here! It's today! The all new look DGmag has landed. Go tell your friends, shout it at your parents, go do a dance, and wind up all your teachers, well... Maybe NOT that last one...

Still, what a thrill! Me and Ginger are so excited. Ginger more so, and she wet her fur too! She had to change her fur, twice. It would've been once, only Ginger got scared by a passing pigeon who squawked at her loudly. The evil, evil blighter!

Read, all new strips. Laugh, at Riding Hood's pranks. Howl, at Rufus and Percy's page. It's a scream, it's a hoot, it's a blast, IT'S DGMAG!!


What are we all doing? There's a massive chocolate 10 cake behind
us! Are we not hungry?... Then again,
I seem more interested in this red balloon. Look, as I
point at it so. Red balloon! Hee hee hee! I like balloons!

If you agree with Ginger, then oh dear. Dear, oh dear...
This page might not be the one for you...


Awwww! How kind, he's given The Big Nice Wolf a whoopee
cushion pillow. And look, it works too!
He certainly has my vote for favourite Riding Hood replacement!

Why are my cats always hungry? This is plain madness!
Ginger's hunger is passing onto the other cats too. Ayra, is at
it currently. She's scratching my leg ne-ow!!

I like Candi, although I get the feeling she likes vanilla more than me! :(


You know how I said earlier that I liked balloons?
Yeh, I think I've gone off them now...

Some say, that Lucy is STILL, in that nappy. What a nightmare...

Don't worry readers. It was only cheap PVA glue. So, Diddums
manged to get free quite easily once I helped him. Poor cat!

To be honest Tam, maybe muesli would be a healthier breakfast
for you. I would take advice of this news. Now, where's
that Nesquik cereal?


Luckily, me and Ginger were nearby. We gave the two girls
a tall glass of milk, and I don't think I've ever seen two
glasses of milk being drunk so fast before.

If this is what the new Daleks look like in Doctor Who, then
I might not be able to watch the show again! Not without laughing
all way through anyway...

Oo wee oo. Ha ha, ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha!

If that smell was actually Hood's parp, then oh dear. Dear, oh dear...

Those clockwork mice were enough to WIND US UP!


DGMAG GONE WRONG

(Sigh) These things happen. So, let's read the Sylvia story again, with the red emphasised text. Normally I like to keep the format consistent. So, this was supposed to remain all in black text, not red emphasised text. This version was with red text so that I could edit it more properly. With that in mind...

Look, it really doesn't matter which version you read.
The strip's still the same story at the end of the day.


VARIANT COVERS!

See the alternate covers for this very issue...

Hood and Mina eating the cake variant (Poor Percy)

Aluminium cover variant

Comic Relief variant

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