DGmag No. 98: Brainrot

Released: 23rd August 2026

Issue: 98

Hiya readers! Riding Hoodz here, innit. Hiiiiiiii!!! I ate some sweeties just! CAN YOU TELL?!!!!

Phew! Am I the only one pondering on why this issue TOOK SO LONG TO RELEASE?!! I mean, really Dominic. It's not like you set yourself a really hard project now, is it?!! The last issue was in March. MARCH for crying out loud!!

In this issue, I send poor Lychez on a totes brainrot fest. The poor martian girl didn't stand a chance. Mwe he he he. Then again, she did completez flip out and even lobbed poor Luna out of the window (she's my best dolly). It took me AGES to find her again. When I did, the doll had decided that it was a good idea to fall into some dog mess. (Siiiiigghhhh). Luna, mate, we need to talk about where you land. Time to set her in the washing machine for a gooooooood looooooonnnnngggg spin. She'll thank me later. She STINKS SO BAD!!

Anywayz, also in this edition, we see an all new look to both Jon the Bouncy Ball and Jenny Jester. I think I prefer this new Jenny too. At least she's up to date and speaks in a proper English.

So, I'll let y'all read on then, shall I?

I'll wait... No worries...

Please, read the issue, will ya?!!

Sheesh!!

(Maybe I'm TOO rude?... Nah! It's DG who are wrong. Ha ha ha!!)

"6-7! 6-7!! Ha ha ha!!"

Oooooo, look at the contents section. I'm well excited!!

Sheesh! Yeh, ok Lychee. You go to boring sleep then!

To be fair with Lychee, it did stink in there after that...

A complete Martian Meltdown from Lycho here.
She needs to hashtag - chill out!

Haummmmm! I want a bar of chocolate now. Or 20...

Ewwwwww... You know what. I don't think I want a bar of chocolate now.
Odd that. But maybe not so bad the strip ended here. Apparently Tammy threw up
immediately after the strip ended. So yeh... Not the worse ending after all.

HA HA HA HA!! That's right! That'll teach them for telling me off
after the last issue (when I broke wind in front of them that is.)

Yikes! I don't think I like this guy much. But nor do DG for that matter.

Yeeyyyyy!! It's the Doctor! Pity he wasn't there to help me earlier when I
lost Luna out of the window, EY DOCTOR?!!

Awwwwww. Poor Jon. Here, I'll be your bestie.
For a price of chocolate that is. Hee hee hee!!

GINGER! NEOOOOOO!! That's well gross! Go take yourself a
much needed shower.

What on earth is a VHS? I've never been so confused in my life!!
"Creepy idents"? "Crackly audio"? Mate, go and stream the programmes instead.

Whoa! Back up a minute here... What on earth is going on?!!

Run misses! RUN!! Go and grab her golden milk bottle for her!!
What are you doing?!! Don't paint her old one, She'll tell that from a mile off!

Oooooooo! Nooooooo! Poor Vinnie. Here mate, go and sooth your
tongue in a cold glass of water. That should numb the pain. I hope...

DGmag Micro: Issue.07

Released to Facebook: 12th April 2025

Released here: 13th April 2025

Cover of Issue. 07

Image 1)

TOP LEFT TO RIGHT: 12 / 5 / 16 / 1

BOTTOM LEFT TO RIGHT: 8 / 9 / 4 / 13

Image 2)

TOP LEFT TO RIGHT: 2 / 15 / 6 / 11

BOTTOM LEFT TO RIGHT: 14 / 3 /10 / 7

DGmag No. 97: Am I Too Rude Fer Ya?

Released: 29th March 2026

Issue: 97

Hiya readers! Hiiiiiii! It's me! The All New Little Rude Riding Hood!

My real name is Daisy Pye. Though you can all call me Hood. Or Hoodz. Hoodzie. As long as it's close to my nickname, then go ahead with any name. Just don't get it wrong, or else I'll come and release smells - and no, I do NOT mean stink bombs. I mean, my OWN smells!! Mwe hee hee. Poor DG didn't stand a chance earlier. The DG household apparently STILL stinks. Great news! Serves them both right for telling me off about the cover.

Anyways, enough boring stuff! I wanna read DGmag. Do you?

A fart-tastic front cover! (What d'ya mean I can't say that? I'm the Editor!)

Unfortunately, Dom and Ginger made me put some boooorrrr-innnng words
in to introduce the issue. I think this introduction works well.

Lychee! Honestly mate. Stop farting! Oh, wait. that was totally me! Lol!

I do kinda feel well soz for Lychee. I'll grab her a DGmag to read later
and that'll make up for this. I hope. She is my bestie after all.

I like Sylvia. She's on the ball already. Lychee, take notes here will ya?

Ha ha ha ha ha! Great stuff. Poor Ginger legged it. Dom fainted though.
Overall, a good time was had by all. Well, by me and my mates to be exact!

Awwwww! Poor Jenny and Alice. If I could time travel, I would show that
King James what for!

Here mate. I know of some great fast food for you to try at McJonald's...

Yeh, Freds is just as good as a McJonald's.

Ginger! Ginger! I know of a great place to try some fast food.
Oh, I've already said about McJonald's earlier, didn't I?

Who on earth, is Anthony Bourdain?!!

Dom mate. Yer music taste sucks! May I suggest newer music...
- Sailor Swift     - One Dimension      -  Teddy Bear Sheeran
Ok, I've run out of jokes here!

What - are - Milkcaps?!! A 90s toy?!! Really?! Cardboard discs!
Mate, grab yourself an Pie-Pad and get with the times.

Yeyyyyyy! Happy 75th Birthday Dennis!!
Wait...? 75?! But he's 10!!! That's older than me, yes. But he's not THAT old!
Is he? I'm so confused...

Well now I just want milk too! Preferably heated up with a side of cookies too.

Oh crumbs! I don't like this Vinnie Vampire girl. She's scaring me.
(Where's my teddy?...) I erm, mean, SHE'S NOT SCARY AT ALL!!
(Seriously though, where IS my teddy? I put him aside earlier...)

CONCLUSION:

Well, that was a 10 outta 10 read! My best parts are with me, obvs!

Tune in next time, as I take Lychee on a brain-rot fest! Hee hee hee hee!

VARIANT COVERS

A few smelly variant covers for your noses. I mean, your eyes...

DGmag 96: A Very Festive Birthday

Released: 19th December 2025

Issue: 96

Well readers, here we go again. Time for another festive edition of DGmag. So, what's in store for you this time around? Basically, it's The Editor's 30th birthday.

Well, it was on the 9th December. What an old man.

What do you mean I'm fired?

Oh dear...

A very festive cover

(Mutter. Grumble.) Can't believe I'm fired... ME? FIRED?!!

Oh, get on with it Hood!

Thirty? That's like, ancient, right? Still, I wouldn't say it to his face.
(He heard anyway. Hence why I'm fired. MANDY WASN'T THOUGH!!)

I'm a Pog Milkcap champion!!

If he keeps disturbing my sleep by getting up for a wee,
then I'm emigrating the country!!

Even I couldn't knock over a tree by throwing a tantrum. Scary stuff!

I think that poor Percy might've hit a nerve with Dominic here.

YEY! POGS!!... What have I become?

YOYO!! YEY! I like her.

Remember what I said about Yoyo earlier?... Yeeeeehhhh...

WHAT?!! Maverick is leaving?!! WHAT, THE WHAT?!!

This is the new Riding Hood now?! I need a glass of wi...
I erm, mean some milk! Yes!

Merry Christmas indeed! Still, PITY I'M FIRED!!

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! That'll teach him for what he made her do this year.
I still remember that one time he made her face a lion. Had she not passed
shocking wind and therefore knocked it out, then she could've very well been
it's dinner for that evening.

Awwwww, no. Don't get rid of him. He's adorable. Don't make him leave Jon!
Well, unless he goes for my cat food. Then, you'll have full permission
to kick the blighter out!



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