DGmag No: 99 - Dial V For Vampire!

Issue: 99

Released: 31st October 2026

Hiya all! Rude Riding Hood here. Whooooooo readers! It's the Halloween edition of DGmag for 2026. The 99th issue in fact! AHHHHHHH!! OMIGOSH!! I'm like, so excited right now!!

This issue is out on Halloween night itself! Can y'all believe that?!! Yeh, me neither really. Scary stuff! Even scarier than that though, is that this issue is pretty late! It was meant to come out earlier this month. I'm telling Dominic off for this! Even it is was partly my fault for messing us his iPad with silly photos of myself. Mwe hee hee!

And now dear reader. read on. Do read on...

DOM HERE (TO NOTE): Yes, I do realise that the spare ribs joke in this issue was also seen in the current Halloween Beano this year. That just happened to be a coincidence. I couldn't believe it either. XD

AGHHHHH! Run Ginger! RUN!!

I can't actually believe someone likes baths! Quick! Pinch me Lychee.
I must be dreaming or sumthin'...

(Siiiiiiigggghhhhh). That joke was almost as bad as my costume I
almost wore. It would've just been my casual self as Daisy Pye and not Hood.

Ewwwwww. He didn't pick up after Ginger's dooings. What a vile man!
Then again, I wouldn't clean that up either. That's Dom's job!

Ah yes. A classic game of Ding Dong Ditch it seems.

...Great! Now even I feel sick! Thanks a lot Tammy!

Awwwwww! She's so cute.

...Wait. What am I even saying?!! I'M LITTLE RUDE RIDING HOOD!!

Run Jon and Sandy Soo. RUN!!

I hope me and my mates don't bump into her this year...

(Foreshadows future events that come later.)

Well now I just want some small resin ducks myself.

Ah great!! I foreshadowed that one, didn't I?

I'm amazed that Vinnie listened to me.
Then again, I feel really bad for her here. :(

The Cat and Cucumber?!! What sort of a name is that?!!

...Thanks a lot Ginger. Now I just feel sick again.

Where's the sick bucket gone to?...

Oh cripes!!

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DGmag No. 98: Brainrot

Released: 23rd August 2026

Issue: 98

Hiya readers! Riding Hoodz here, innit. Hiiiiiiii!!! I ate some sweeties just! CAN YOU TELL?!!!!

Phew! Am I the only one pondering on why this issue TOOK SO LONG TO RELEASE?!! I mean, really Dominic. It's not like you set yourself a really hard project now, is it?!! The last issue was in March. MARCH for crying out loud!!

In this issue, I send poor Lychez on a totes brainrot fest. The poor martian girl didn't stand a chance. Mwe he he he. Then again, she did completez flip out and even lobbed poor Luna out of the window (she's my best dolly). It took me AGES to find her again. When I did, the doll had decided that it was a good idea to fall into some dog mess. (Siiiiigghhhh). Luna, mate, we need to talk about where you land. Time to set her in the washing machine for a gooooooood looooooonnnnngggg spin. She'll thank me later. She STINKS SO BAD!!

Anywayz, also in this edition, we see an all new look to both Jon the Bouncy Ball and Jenny Jester. I think I prefer this new Jenny too. At least she's up to date and speaks in a proper English.

So, I'll let y'all read on then, shall I?

I'll wait... No worries...

Please, read the issue, will ya?!!

Sheesh!!

(Maybe I'm TOO rude?... Nah! It's DG who are wrong. Ha ha ha!!)

"6-7! 6-7!! Ha ha ha!!"

Oooooo, look at the contents section. I'm well excited!!

Sheesh! Yeh, ok Lychee. You go to boring sleep then!

To be fair with Lychee, it did stink in there after that...

A complete Martian Meltdown from Lycho here.
She needs to hashtag - chill out!

Haummmmm! I want a bar of chocolate now. Or 20...

Ewwwwww... You know what. I don't think I want a bar of chocolate now.
Odd that. But maybe not so bad the strip ended here. Apparently Tammy threw up
immediately after the strip ended. So yeh... Not the worse ending after all.

HA HA HA HA!! That's right! That'll teach them for telling me off
after the last issue (when I broke wind in front of them that is.)

Yikes! I don't think I like this guy much. But nor do DG for that matter.

Yeeyyyyy!! It's the Doctor! Pity he wasn't there to help me earlier when I
lost Luna out of the window, EY DOCTOR?!!

Awwwwww. Poor Jon. Here, I'll be your bestie.
For a price of chocolate that is. Hee hee hee!!

GINGER! NEOOOOOO!! That's well gross! Go take yourself a
much needed shower.

What on earth is a VHS? I've never been so confused in my life!!
"Creepy idents"? "Crackly audio"? Mate, go and stream the programmes instead.

Whoa! Back up a minute here... What on earth is going on?!!

Run misses! RUN!! Go and grab her golden milk bottle for her!!
What are you doing?!! Don't paint her old one, She'll tell that from a mile off!

Oooooooo! Nooooooo! Poor Vinnie. Here mate, go and sooth your
tongue in a cold glass of water. That should numb the pain. I hope...

DGmag Micro: Issue.07

Released to Facebook: 12th April 2025

Released here: 13th April 2025

Cover of Issue. 07

Image 1)

TOP LEFT TO RIGHT: 12 / 5 / 16 / 1

BOTTOM LEFT TO RIGHT: 8 / 9 / 4 / 13

Image 2)

TOP LEFT TO RIGHT: 2 / 15 / 6 / 11

BOTTOM LEFT TO RIGHT: 14 / 3 /10 / 7

DGmag No. 97: Am I Too Rude Fer Ya?

Released: 29th March 2026

Issue: 97

Hiya readers! Hiiiiiii! It's me! The All New Little Rude Riding Hood!

My real name is Daisy Pye. Though you can all call me Hood. Or Hoodz. Hoodzie. As long as it's close to my nickname, then go ahead with any name. Just don't get it wrong, or else I'll come and release smells - and no, I do NOT mean stink bombs. I mean, my OWN smells!! Mwe hee hee. Poor DG didn't stand a chance earlier. The DG household apparently STILL stinks. Great news! Serves them both right for telling me off about the cover.

Anyways, enough boring stuff! I wanna read DGmag. Do you?

A fart-tastic front cover! (What d'ya mean I can't say that? I'm the Editor!)

Unfortunately, Dom and Ginger made me put some boooorrrr-innnng words
in to introduce the issue. I think this introduction works well.

Lychee! Honestly mate. Stop farting! Oh, wait. that was totally me! Lol!

I do kinda feel well soz for Lychee. I'll grab her a DGmag to read later
and that'll make up for this. I hope. She is my bestie after all.

I like Sylvia. She's on the ball already. Lychee, take notes here will ya?

Ha ha ha ha ha! Great stuff. Poor Ginger legged it. Dom fainted though.
Overall, a good time was had by all. Well, by me and my mates to be exact!

Awwwww! Poor Jenny and Alice. If I could time travel, I would show that
King James what for!

Here mate. I know of some great fast food for you to try at McJonald's...

Yeh, Freds is just as good as a McJonald's.

Ginger! Ginger! I know of a great place to try some fast food.
Oh, I've already said about McJonald's earlier, didn't I?

Dom mate. Yer music taste sucks! May I suggest newer music...
- Sailor Swift     - One Dimension      -  Teddy Bear Sheeran
Ok, I've run out of jokes here!

What - are - Milkcaps?!! A 90s toy?!! Really?! Cardboard discs!
Mate, grab yourself an Pie-Pad and get with the times.

Yeyyyyyy! Happy 75th Birthday Dennis!!
Wait...? 75?! But he's 10!!! That's older than me, yes. But he's not THAT old!
Is he? I'm so confused...

Well now I just want milk too! Preferably heated up with a side of cookies too.

Oh crumbs! I don't like this Vinnie Vampire girl. She's scaring me.
(Where's my teddy?...) I erm, mean, SHE'S NOT SCARY AT ALL!!
(Seriously though, where IS my teddy? I put him aside earlier...)

CONCLUSION:

Well, that was a 10 outta 10 read! My best parts are with me, obvs!

Tune in next time, as I take Lychee on a brain-rot fest! Hee hee hee hee!

VARIANT COVERS

A few smelly variant covers for your noses. I mean, your eyes...