DGmag Micro: Issue.07

Released to Facebook: 12th April 2025

Released here: 13th April 2025

Cover of Issue. 07

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TOP LEFT TO RIGHT: 12 / 5 / 16 / 1

BOTTOM LEFT TO RIGHT: 8 / 9 / 4 / 13

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TOP LEFT TO RIGHT: 2 / 15 / 6 / 11

BOTTOM LEFT TO RIGHT: 14 / 3 /10 / 7

DGmag No. 97: Am I Too Rude Fer Ya?

Released: 29th March 2026

Issue: 97

Hiya readers! Hiiiiiii! It's me! The All New Little Rude Riding Hood!

My real name is Daisy Pye. Though you can all call me Hood. Or Hoodz. Hoodzie. As long as it's close to my nickname, then go ahead with any name. Just don't get it wrong, or else I'll come and release smells - and no, I do NOT mean stink bombs. I mean, my OWN smells!! Mwe hee hee. Poor DG didn't stand a chance earlier. The DG household apparently STILL stinks. Great news! Serves them both right for telling me off about the cover.

Anyways, enough boring stuff! I wanna read DGmag. Do you?

A fart-tastic front cover! (What d'ya mean I can't say that? I'm the Editor!)

Unfortunately, Dom and Ginger made me put some boooorrrr-innnng words
in to introduce the issue. I think this introduction works well.

Lychee! Honestly mate. Stop farting! Oh, wait. that was totally me! Lol!

I do kinda feel well soz for Lychee. I'll grab her a DGmag to read later
and that'll make up for this. I hope. She is my bestie after all.

I like Sylvia. She's on the ball already. Lychee, take notes here will ya?

Ha ha ha ha ha! Great stuff. Poor Ginger legged it. Dom fainted though.
Overall, a good time was had by all. Well, by me and my mates to be exact!

Awwwww! Poor Jenny and Alice. If I could time travel, I would show that
King James what for!

Here mate. I know of some great fast food for you to try at McJonald's...

Yeh, Freds is just as good as a McJonald's.

Ginger! Ginger! I know of a great place to try some fast food.
Oh, I've already said about McJonald's earlier, didn't I?

Who on earth, is Anthony Bourdain?!!

Dom mate. Yer music taste sucks! May I suggest newer music...
- Sailor Swift     - One Dimension      -  Teddy Bear Sheeran
Ok, I've run out of jokes here!

What - are - Milkcaps?!! A 90s toy?!! Really?! Cardboard discs!
Mate, grab yourself an Pie-Pad and get with the times.

Yeyyyyyy! Happy 75th Birthday Dennis!!
Wait...? 75?! But he's 10!!! That's older than me, yes. But he's not THAT old!
Is he? I'm so confused...

Well now I just want milk too! Preferably heated up with a side of cookies too.

Oh crumbs! I don't like this Vinnie Vampire girl. She's scaring me.
(Where's my teddy?...) I erm, mean, SHE'S NOT SCARY AT ALL!!
(Seriously though, where IS my teddy? I put him aside earlier...)

CONCLUSION:

Well, that was a 10 outta 10 read! My best parts are with me, obvs!

Tune in next time, as I take Lychee on a brain-rot fest! Hee hee hee hee!

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A few smelly variant covers for your noses. I mean, your eyes...

DGmag 96: A Very Festive Birthday

Released: 19th December 2025

Issue: 96

Well readers, here we go again. Time for another festive edition of DGmag. So, what's in store for you this time around? Basically, it's The Editor's 30th birthday.

Well, it was on the 9th December. What an old man.

What do you mean I'm fired?

Oh dear...

A very festive cover

(Mutter. Grumble.) Can't believe I'm fired... ME? FIRED?!!

Oh, get on with it Hood!

Thirty? That's like, ancient, right? Still, I wouldn't say it to his face.
(He heard anyway. Hence why I'm fired. MANDY WASN'T THOUGH!!)

I'm a Pog Milkcap champion!!

If he keeps disturbing my sleep by getting up for a wee,
then I'm emigrating the country!!

Even I couldn't knock over a tree by throwing a tantrum. Scary stuff!

I think that poor Percy might've hit a nerve with Dominic here.

YEY! POGS!!... What have I become?

YOYO!! YEY! I like her.

Remember what I said about Yoyo earlier?... Yeeeeehhhh...

WHAT?!! Maverick is leaving?!! WHAT, THE WHAT?!!

This is the new Riding Hood now?! I need a glass of wi...
I erm, mean some milk! Yes!

Merry Christmas indeed! Still, PITY I'M FIRED!!

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! That'll teach him for what he made her do this year.
I still remember that one time he made her face a lion. Had she not passed
shocking wind and therefore knocked it out, then she could've very well been
it's dinner for that evening.

Awwwww, no. Don't get rid of him. He's adorable. Don't make him leave Jon!
Well, unless he goes for my cat food. Then, you'll have full permission
to kick the blighter out!



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Christmas DGmag Micro: Issue.06

Released to Facebook: 03rd December 2025

Released here: 18th December 2025

Cover of DGmag Micro - 06

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TOP LEFT TO RIGHT: 2 / 15 / 6 / 11

BOTTOM LEFT TO RIGHT: 14 / 3 /10 / 7

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TOP LEFT TO RIGHT: 12 / 5 / 16 / 1

BOTTOM LEFT TO RIGHT: 8 / 9 / 4 / 13

DGmag, Issue 95: Treehouse of Terror

Issue 95

Released: 28th October 2025

Well readers. Ginger here, and here we go again. Time for your Halloween DGmag for 2025, and boy is this issue scary! I even wet my fur (now in the wash). Maybe it's because it actually features real monsters this time around that explains why it's such a freaky read. No people in fancy dress for us. No! This time you get the real deal.

Zombies? We have them!

Ghosts? Yep!

Werewolfs? Of course!

And even The Jabberwocky too! Horrifying stuff!

I need a bowl of milk to calm my poor nerves...

If even Mina the Ghost is scared, then you know something's up.

Trial by Jelly, just so happens to be my favourite D&G operetta.

He doesn't even like cleaning up after my doings.
He really is, the most appalling man!

Terrible service. I think Hood should rate it a 0 star review. I know I sure would.

Oh, great owner! Leave me to attend to the children then why don't you?

I was literally furious about this. No Phoenix cat food?
What is the world even coming to?

Ohhhh, cruel Dom! Ohhhhh, cruel Dom!

What does Ghost Sylvia mean she's 'scared of heights'? Ridiculous! Why, I've climbed trees higher than
she's floated before. Ludicrous behaviour!

I sure hope that Jenny remembers she's using her chamber pot for candy. (Gulp!)

(Sigh). Nappy Halloween everyone...

Here he is Millus! Right over here! Look Millus! Here!

My fur had never been so wet. (Sigh). Gross really, isn't it?

More penny spending mayhem. I sure hope the next edition isn't this gross.

Greedy officer. I erm, mean, what a lovely man! Yes!

AGHHHHHHHHHH!! Great! Now I'll have to have TWO bowls of
milk to calm down...

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