DGmag: Issue, 85 - Sylvia, Bad To The Bone!

Issue, 85 - Released on the 22nd April 2023

Here we go again readers. The all new issue of DGmag has dropped, and boy is it a fun packed issue! It's also a Sylvia themed one. She insisted, so here we are...

At first, me and Ginger tried to pooh pooh the idea, but then Sylvia stole my bag of Pink Pig chocolates. And y'know know how much I love my Pink Pigs.

So, here we are with an issue which Sylvia gets the full front page glory. (Sigh) Issue 2 into the 2023 revamp and already we're getting told who to place onto the covers. If another evil character asks us, me and Ginger are otherwise engaged!

With all that in mind, let's read on...

The cover which Sylvia insisted me and Ginger made. Oh dear... (Gulp)

Ginger might have a point. Candi does like vanilla more than I do Pink Pigs.

I'm beginning to think that Sylvia didn't think this one through with
the cloning process. Perhaps a clone mark anywhere else than underneath
a smelly right foot would be better, ey Sylvia?

If every clone is a replication of Sylvia herself already, then how do they
all adopt different personalities in the first place? Food for thought.

Hold on... If every Sylvia is meant to be an EXACT replication now,
then how are the different personalities still coming through? I think that
Sylvia might not need to reverse any process here. In fact,
did her invention even work at all?

Out of all names possible, Bovril seems the one that suits this
snake like water bottle the most! I'm not sure why...

If penguins aren't allowed at school, then technically eating a
chocolate Penguin biscuit at school is also, not allowed. Right?

Mindi doesn't appear to have a ruler on her, and yet, the boxes in her comic
are all pretty straight? Explain that one Dominic the Illustrator? Did she
use a DG Bookmark instead?

He really is a rotter isn't he? I mean, one minute he's telling
Mindi off for making comics in class, and the next he's reading
a comic himself? Make up your mind Mr. Screacher! Honestly...
Some people!

If Mina's a ghost, who can go through things, then how did she
eat a biscuit and keep it inside of her? Maybe I'm questing this
a bit too much.

I'm not sure why, but this comic strip reminds me of a popular
girl's toy, alongside a popular boy's toy too. Might just be me though...

I'm beginning to think that these babies are becoming more and
more clever as the days pass. Next thing they will be having a
one to one in-depth civilised conversation with each other.

Oh dear. At this rate the bouncy ball might soon regenerate into
the future Doctor Who.

Some say that Scratch is still being chased by that dog.
Naughty Fang, The Evil Feral Mutt!