It's here! It's today! The all new look DGmag has landed. Go tell your friends, shout it at your parents, go do a dance, and wind up all your teachers, well... Maybe NOT that last one...
Still, what a thrill! Me and Ginger are so excited. Ginger more so, and she wet her fur too! She had to change her fur, twice. It would've been once, only Ginger got scared by a passing pigeon who squawked at her loudly. The evil, evil blighter!
Read, all new strips. Laugh, at Riding Hood's pranks. Howl, at Rufus and Percy's page. It's a scream, it's a hoot, it's a blast, IT'S DGMAG!!
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| What are we all doing? There's a massive chocolate 10 cake behind us! Are we not hungry?... Then again, I seem more interested in this red balloon. Look, as I point at it so. Red balloon! Hee hee hee! I like balloons! |
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| If you agree with Ginger, then oh dear. Dear, oh dear... This page might not be the one for you... |
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| Awwww! How kind, he's given The Big Nice Wolf a whoopee cushion pillow. And look, it works too! He certainly has my vote for favourite Riding Hood replacement! |
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| Why are my cats always hungry? This is plain madness! Ginger's hunger is passing onto the other cats too. Ayra, is at it currently. She's scratching my leg ne-ow!! |
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| I like Candi, although I get the feeling she likes vanilla more than me! :( |
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| You know how I said earlier that I liked balloons? Yeh, I think I've gone off them now... |
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| Some say, that Lucy is STILL, in that nappy. What a nightmare... |
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| Don't worry readers. It was only cheap PVA glue. So, Diddums manged to get free quite easily once I helped him. Poor cat! |
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| To be honest Tam, maybe muesli would be a healthier breakfast for you. I would take advice of this news. Now, where's that Nesquik cereal? |
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| Luckily, me and Ginger were nearby. We gave the two girls a tall glass of milk, and I don't think I've ever seen two glasses of milk being drunk so fast before. |
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| If this is what the new Daleks look like in Doctor Who, then I might not be able to watch the show again! Not without laughing all way through anyway... Oo wee oo. Ha ha, ha ha! Ha ha, ha ha!
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| Those clockwork mice were enough to WIND US UP! |
DGMAG GONE WRONG
(Sigh) These things happen. So, let's read the Sylvia story again, with the red emphasised text. Normally I like to keep the format consistent. So, this was supposed to remain all in black text, not red emphasised text. This version was with red text so that I could edit it more properly. With that in mind...
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| Look, it really doesn't matter which version you read. The strip's still the same story at the end of the day. |
VARIANT COVERS!
See the alternate covers for this very issue...
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| Hood and Mina eating the cake variant (Poor Percy) |
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| Aluminium cover variant |
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| Comic Relief variant |
