The DGmag - Down With School

Issue: 81

Released: 21/08/22

It's back to school next month. Oh, whoopie! And stuff... I... I guess...

But panic not dear readers. In order to prepare yourself for a brand new year at your school (that is IF you are a reader who goes to school), I have kindly prepared this special Back To School DGmag entitled Down With School.

Laugh, as Riding Hood hands in a parp as her homework. Gasp, as Dominic tries to make a biscuit s'more. And giggle as Tom sings a song about his spider plants. All together now, "Spider Plant! Spider Plant!"

But with all that aside, I guess it's time to dive into the recent issue. We'll be back again for more in the future down the line. Stay tuned for more...

Not the nicest message to be greeted with on your first day of the academic year.

This adds a new meaning to "homework stinks".

Yes Hood. That's true. But 1, you hated that cup of tea. And 2,

I don't think that Mr. Screacher will be making a habit of it!

Serves Mr. Screacher right! Those bookmarks could've been

used to bookmark a page in their books for homework.

See? Might come in handy Mr. Screacher. They're not just toys!

They're toys which come in handy! Yeh!

No Disneyland for you!

No Legoland for you either! My! What a poor show!

I don't think you can copyright that theme Tom. It's the Spiderman tune.

You might want to create a new song for your spider plants there.

You can look at that biscuit as eagerly as you want Gloria.

But it's chocolate! It would poison you.

Oh, not you too Arya! It's a chocolate biscuit! Chocolate!!

Not, for cats!!

Oh, for goodness sake Collin! You have work to do! Is this

really the job to be playing with toys?

Seems as if none of these policemen are really that

bothered with their job to be honest! No wonder the crime

rate is going down in the DGmag universe. The characters have

no crimes to commit if they know that there's no risk of

being caught. Ironic that!

I don't really blame these poor cat finger puppets. If I was a

finger puppet, I too, would be tempted to try food and drink.

Onesie and Teddy Sylvias are prepared for this party. If all goes wrong,

they can just straight up fall to sleep in comfort. Perfect!!

You can say that Mr. Innocence's dad. But what about when you

have a TV show that you want to watch? You won't be so

easily saying that then, ey? Fix your television!!

VARIANT COVERS!

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