Issue number: 64
Date of release: 29/11/19
What a festive Christmassy cover.
"Newt Eyes! They're lovely in sandwiches."
Because there's nothing better than a nice civil game of
"Put the tail on the cat".
Again, more Newt Eyes! "They're lovely in sandwi…" Yeh yeh!
We get the picture.
If they're really nice, they might get a couple of rusks as an
extra Christmas treat.
Yes you read that correctly. A baby calling a baby a baby.
What is the world coming to?
"Wrap up warm Jone! It's chilly outside."
All that holly must be very prickly around poor Riding
Hood's neck. But she doesn't care!
Look lads. You're having a nightmare. Get your tree from
Ikea. It will be much better than the one you've got.
An iPad? For Dan the Man? "Eh he heeeee!!"
Get off your iPad you rude bloke!! It's Christmas day. Be
sociable. Honestly!! Some people...
For Golly indeed! A right Christmas treat for you all.
In the classroom, see it flying. Poor old Screacher, he'll be
crying. It's up in the air, flying up there. A drone's in the Christmas
wonderclass.
Bad Screach Teachensis looked in, seeing the angry Headmaster.
As the drone it flew about, the thing it only got faster. "I'm so sorry"
explained the fool. "It wasn't my doing". Unfortunately for this buffoon,
the Headmaster's face was spewing, lots, of, angerrrrrrrr.
On this comic page, Jon will build a tree stand. And pretend that Jarfield
is the one. He'll say "What am I doing?", Jon will say "Well man,
you are going to hold up our tree here so grand.
The whether never bothered my mutt anyway.
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