DGmag, Issue 91: Halloween Shenanigans

Issue: 91

Released: 28th October 2024

HIYA AGAIN READERS!! HIIIIIIIII!!!!

Yoyo here again! And I'm SO hYpEr RiGhT nOw!! I've had SO muCH HALLOWEEN CANDY!! CAN YOU TELL?!!!

(Ginger: "I think you 'might' need to head on up to bed now dear Yoyo...")

(Yoyo: "WHOOOOOP! HYPERRRRRR!! LOOK AT ME! I'VE HAD SEVERAL SWEETIES!! HA HA HA!! PLAY WITH ME!!")

(Ginger: "...Oh dear...")

(Not so long later...)

Ok, all! Ginger here. Young Yoyo's just had a massive sugar hit, so is now fast asleep on our sofa. I think that with a nice pillow and blanket, we'll let her spend the night there. With that in mind, I must now become the narrator again. (Sigh)...

Wooooo dear readers! It's Halloween time, and that means it's time for yet again, another spooky fun filled edition of DGmag! Isn't that just grand? My owner has once again, spent his precious time on making another comic, instead of FEEDING ME!!!

But not to worry, I know where the cat food is kept. In fact, I've stashed up on a bit of kibble for later so that when Dominic goes to bed, me and the other cats will binge watch some Halloween TV. Mwe hee hee. That'll teach him!

Blimey young Hood. Keep your head on!

Yoyo was hyper earlier too. I think she 'might' have an addiction to sweets.

To be honest, smelly babies are scarier than any Halloween ghoul.

HOOD! Go and wash your feet! Such disgusting behaviour!!

And now he's passed wind too has he?!! Oh, this is just awful...

I've heard of too much TV giving you square eyes, but turning a
cat possessed is a bit too much, don't you think?

This evil blighter didn't even leave any for us. Rude nitwit!!

Blimey! How many crystal balls does she need? Isn't one enough
to be telling people's fortunes?

More possession?!! Give me a break!

I've heard of the opera Ruddigore, I MEAN, Shuttydoor before...

My owner will be in Bath G&S's Ruddig... I mean, Shuttydoor, this year too!
(This is actually true. My owner Dominic is to be in the Bath G&S
society's opera of Ruddigore this December.)

Ah! Dogtor Who is back in DGmag it seems? It's been a while hasn't it?

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DGmag, Issue 90: Water Showdown!

Issue: 90

Released: 14th August 2024

Yoyo here again readers... And it's DGmag's 90th issue everyone! Yeeeeeyyyyy!!

I'm like, so super excited for the 100th issue! But, we must wait good friends. We must wait, and enjoy the 90th edition while it's here... But still, 100th issue down the line!! I'M SO SUPER EXCITED!! WAHOO!! I CAN HArddddllllyyyyy, waiiittttt.... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!

"Yoyo? Yoyo?... Oh dear..."

Ok readers, Ginger here. Yoyo's obviously gotten erm... 'Too excited', and merely tired herself out from exhaustion. While she takes forty winks, I'm going to be presenting this edition to you all instead.

Well, she's still The Editor, but you all know what I mean.

With that in mind, let's see what comical madness my buffoon of an owner has drawn up for us here, shall we?...

Oh! Poor Mindi's now very wet. Naughty Riding Hood!

We indeed, didn't enjoy the Bloovenberry fruits, nor would me
or my owner go back for seconds...

Ok. Just answer me this... HOW, did Hood get that backpack from
thin air? Because am I the only one here confused? What is my
owner doing?!! AGHHHHHHHHH!!

Ooooohhh! Double page spread? Me likes.

This is getting ridiculous now. I'll bet that in the future, having a Sonic
Screwdriver will be an essential household item, rather than a sci-fi
door unlocking, water pistol, Swiss Army like toy!

He doesn't talk Silly Mum! He's inanim... Oh, never mind!

And where, was Joy in the second Inside Out film?!! I kept seeing some frizzy
haired emotion in charge, but Joy was somewhat absent?! #NotOn!

Has anyone noticed that Joy (here and in the film) is casually barefoot all the time?
I hope she never stumbles upon any Lego left lying on the floor. That stuff
if brutal to my poor cat toe beans. I know. I stepped on some of Yoyo's earlier.
I'm in SO, much agony right meow!

Stinky Sylvia does indeed, smell bad. I fainted and my eyes were sick. My eyes, were sick! How?!!

Hmmmm? What is Noddy doing on this pag...? Oh, it's jest that clown based Sylvia clone. My bad!

Nippy, I mean, Lord Nippington was furious!! He even nipped poor
Dom on his leg. Still, maybe that's where he gets his name from?

Erm... Wouldn't a bath make you hotter Tammy? What you need
is a cool cold refreshing shower. Now that, is how you beat the heat!

I imagine that warm ice cream would NOT, give you the runs.
It would just taste a bit unpleasant. That's all. Still, what do I know?
I'm just a cat that wants cat food. On that note... OWNER!!

(DOM: You're fired Ginger! Calling me a buffoon earlier indeed! Mocking my work. Get out of here...)

Ah, she's not actually fired. I love my cats really.

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DGmag, Issue 89: Sylvia's Retconundrum

Issue: 89

Released: 30th May 2024

Hiya all! Hiiiiii! Yoyo here. The new Editor of DGmag! How incredicool is that?!!

So readers... It's been too long. But here we are... The first official issue of DGmag (not DGmag Zinely), to be released this year.

What's that Ginger? Why yes, it has been too long. I know, I know... She's now giving Dominic a cold stare. (Shudder) He really needs to up his game. Still, I'm in charge now.

Anyway, new DGmag! Yeyyyyyy!!

Good for Sylvia.

Yeeeeyyy! I'm on this page.

Huh? I'm confused... Is this song based on them needing a nappy change?

Her lab looks a bit like my old spaceship. (Sigh) I miss that ship...

Oh great! That's really set me off now. Any tissues around?

Great new look Sylvia.

HOOD, NOOOOOO!! Put that down.
You're too young to be playing with adult appliances.

I like Percy! He's a cutie.

"Quack! Quack!"

Eeewwwww! Smelly!

I like Inside Ou... I mean, Outside In!

Water way to go, ey readers?

Dom says that I should go to school too. Hmmm? I would rather be
home tutored at this rate if the nasty teacher's like this.

I like bumble fruit! DG, not so much.

Till next time readers, see ya!

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