Sunday, December 15, 2024

DGmag, Issue 92: The Cola Express

Issue: 92

Released: 21st December 2024


HIYA ALL! I'M HYPER!! AGAIN!!!

Come and join me Yoyo, as we once again brace ourselves for another funtastically epic edition of DGmag!

This time around, I eat some gingerbread cookies. Ginger chases her tail, and Dominic is telling me off! Huh? Oh yeh. That's what's happening right now. Doh!

What really happens in this issue, is that Riding Hood tells a story about The Cola Express. It sounds so magical and zany. I enjoy the occasional cola too. Albeit, your earth based human cola is no match for our alien colas. I prefer that metallic taste of sour bumble fruit, which our cola tastes like. It is also soft, unlike your fizzy cola. What's wrong with you humans?!!

Anyway, let's read on inside, shall we?

Erm... Pardon you Hood.


Oh dear... Nappy Christmas one and all.

Is this story even allowed? Is Hood going to get sued for copyright laws? Oh noes!


Allllll aboarrrrrrdddd!!

'Bwewlllll!!'

Little Rude Riding Hood... The only boy in known history to knock down
a Christmas tree just by burping! Disgustingly impressive Hood!

AGHHHH!! Cover your ears! Quick!! Also... WHO is that young boy in a long scarf? Hmmmm...


Screacher's not all that bad really... Well, when he's happy anyway!

Rufus and Percy? Who are they?

"GONK!"


VARIANT COVERS




See you for more chaos in 2025 readers!