Wednesday, August 14, 2024

DGmag, Issue 90: Water Showdown!

Issue: 90

Released: 14th August 2024


Yoyo here again readers... And it's DGmag's 90th issue everyone! Yeeeeeyyyyy!!

I'm like, so super excited for the 100th issue! But, we must wait good friends. We must wait, and enjoy the 90th edition while it's here... But still, 100th issue down the line!! I'M SO SUPER EXCITED!! WAHOO!! I CAN HArddddllllyyyyy, waiiittttt.... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!


"Yoyo? Yoyo?... Oh dear..."


Ok readers, Ginger here. Yoyo's obviously gotten erm... 'Too excited', and merely tired herself out from exhaustion. While she takes forty winks, I'm going to be presenting this edition to you all instead.

Well, she's still The Editor, but you all know what I mean.


With that in mind, let's see what comical madness my buffoon of an owner has drawn up for us here, shall we?...

Oh! Poor Mindi's now very wet. Naughty Riding Hood!

We indeed, didn't enjoy the Bloovenberry fruits, nor would me
or my owner go back for seconds...

Ok. Just answer me this... HOW, did Hood get that backpack from
thin air? Because am I the only one here confused? What is my
owner doing?!! AGHHHHHHHHH!!

Ooooohhh! Double page spread? Me likes.

This is getting ridiculous now. I'll bet that in the future, having a Sonic
Screwdriver will be an essential household item, rather than a sci-fi
door unlocking, water pistol, Swiss Army like toy!

He doesn't talk Silly Mum! He's inanim... Oh, never mind!

And where, was Joy in the second Inside Out film?!! I kept seeing some frizzy
haired emotion in charge, but Joy was somewhat absent?! #NotOn!

Has anyone noticed that Joy (here and in the film) is casually barefoot all the time?
I hope she never stumbles upon any Lego left lying on the floor. That stuff
if brutal to my poor cat toe beans. I know. I stepped on some of Yoyo's earlier.
I'm in SO, much agony right meow!

Stinky Sylvia does indeed, smell bad. I fainted and my eyes were sick. My eyes, were sick! How?!!

Hmmmm? What is Noddy doing on this pag...? Oh, it's jest that clown based Sylvia clone. My bad!

Nippy, I mean, Lord Nippington was furious!! He even nipped poor
Dom on his leg. Still, maybe that's where he gets his name from?

Erm... Wouldn't a bath make you hotter Tammy? What you need
is a cool cold refreshing shower. Now that, is how you beat the heat!

I imagine that warm ice cream would NOT, give you the runs.
It would just taste a bit unpleasant. That's all. Still, what do I know?
I'm just a cat that wants cat food. On that note... OWNER!!


(DOM: You're fired Ginger! Calling me a buffoon earlier indeed! Mocking my work. Get out of here...)

Ah, she's not actually fired. I love my cats really.


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