Issue: 71
Released: 22/10/20
Whooooooooo, and all that scary stuff that scary people say! It's only the 2020 Halloween DGmag. But this time with bizarre references to Doctor Who, Sonic Screwdrivers, and Furbys...
This cover is scary. Scary scary cover!
You're meaning to tell me, that if I just order myself a 649 Pat Pending ACME whistle
that it will magically become The Sonic Screwdriver? I never knew!
And that folks, is why we should always carry around spare loo paper.
I think somebody needs to have their battery compartment changed.
"Can't you see I'm in the middle of defeating a Furby Mandy?
You greedy cat you!"
"But but but...my grades!"
Insert baby eating sounds here.
Count Duckula; "Igor! Order another door!"
...Mona the Vampire?
"I'll take about ten sugars with that!"
This madness is madness!
And that folks, is why teddy bears shouldn't be trusted. Sure,
they look cute from the outside. But it's what's inside that counts.
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